|me:||that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.|
|me:||yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.|
|me:||why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?|
|me:||i'ma read the back of this.|
|me:||lather, rinse, repeat?|
|me:||why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?|
|me:||hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.|
|me:||if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?|
|me:||but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.|
|me:||did i already wash my hair?|
|me:||i think i did but i don't remember.|
|me:||i'ma do it again.|
|me:||FUCK I REPEATED.|
|me:||well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED|
|me:||i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.|
|me:||i bet it's awkward.|
|me:||i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.|
|me:||okay time to get out.|
|me:||where the fuck is my towel.|
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[just woke up sleep-over voice] hahahAHA did you just say penis?
Discussing a roleplay you’re about to do with the person you’re about to do it with is weird and really nerve wracking to me.
Let us now discuss the terms of the imaginary relationship we are about to pretend to have with each other by proxy.
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.